zaterdag 15 december 2012

Balestijnse leiders op Twitter


 
Waarschuwing: satire!

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Balestinian leaders on twitter

ismail the ripper @haniyeh
Down with the infidels, down with the Jewish dogs! Kill them all! #Israel has NO right to exist! Never!

hamasgroupie @Baumgarten
I understand you are ready to accept the two state solution?!

ismail the ripper @haniyeh
@hamasgroupie Of course one for Hamas, one for Fatah. For the time being.

Lying Dutchman @erekat
Ha-ha. Let her tell the Germans!

Doublespeak @AbuMazen
@Khaled: You are right, brother! @Westerners: "I don't agree with Khaled Mashaal's statement on the non-recognition of Israel."

ismail the ripper @haniyeh
They will buy it, I bet one of my spacious villas.

Explosive Belt @al-Zahar
@Doublespeak: From now on, I will follow you. Beware!

Lying Dutchman @erekat
Resigned once again from my position as chief negotiator. Or not.

Khaled @KhaledMashaal
Just sitting in the jacuzzi and laughing myself to death while reading DER SPIEGEL in English.

ismail the ripper @haniyeh
Shortest joke ever? Elections in #Palestine.

Khaled @KhaledMashaal
Now, THAT was hilarious! Crazy shit.

Doublespeak @AbuMazen
Ha-ha-ha – elections in Balestine! Best thing since sliced bread!

ismail the ripper @haniyeh
Still undecided: Have we now been the helpless victims of Israeli aggression oder are we glorious, victorious fighters?

Lying Dutchman @erekat
Victims for the Europeans, heroes for the Arabs. It works, believe me!

Explosive Belt @al-Zahar
Believing Erekat! Holy shit, ya´allah!

Khaled @KhaledMashaal
Would you buy a used car from Erekat? Would you kiss my ass?

hamasgroupie @Baumgarten
Wish I could!

ismail the ripper @haniyeh
By the way, @hamasgroupie: I just received a perfumed letter by Ulrike Putz…

hamasgroupie@Baumgarten
Woah! Woah!
Putz what a tramp, hussy, tart!

Erhard Arendt @palaestinaportal
Graet victory in Gza! For a just piece in the Middle, East!

ismail the ripper @haniyeh
Hey, @Doublespeak: The Zionist will freeze your taxes ´til March 2013! He he he.

Doublespeak @AbuMazen
@ismail the ripper: Bloody bastard!

ismail the ripper @haniyeh
Keep calm, collaborator! Ever slipped behind a motorcycle? Just kidding.

Lying Dutchman @erekat
Just told CNN: 20.000 people massacred in Gaza during latest Israeli aggression.

ismail the ripper @haniyeh
Or so. The main thing: We brought the Zionists to their knees!

Explosive Belt @al-Zahar
Bad news: Ahmad martyred, Zionists killed him. One bystander lightly injured.

Lying Dutchman @erekat
Another war crime! Have to call my friends at CNN. See you.

Shisha @michaellueders
Smoked a water pipe or two. And again, Deutschlandradio is asking for my expertise. Shiiiit…

 

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